Was I the only one that jerked off to Blossom?

[GreenDoberman]

Just a hypothetical question here. Some days I'd plays righty/lefty with her and her friend Six, hypothetically of course.


The above post was brought to you by the campaign to make more non-sensical threads in the rubber room than Iceman can make in the offshore forum.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Tonight on a very special Blossom, internet chat forums and their inhabitants:

Yikes! Get me six :drink:.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I think, hypothetically, I must have masturbated to Jenna Von Oy instead.

 

[GreenDoberman]

And no Levistep, I didn't forget about you. We're all about equal rights here in the Rubber Room.

 

[Highdaddy]

Just a hypothetical question here. Some days I'd plays righty/lefty with her and her friend Six, hypothetically of course.


The above post was brought to you by the campaign to make more non-sensical threads in the rubber room than Iceman can make in the offshore forum.

you are right about the nonsense threads....it really is sick

it was bad when he wasn't a mod, but now he gets paid to think up crap threads

I cringe when i go in that forum and see all the threads he starts everyday

 

[GreenDoberman]

It's a legitimate question, no? Hypothetically speaking, of course. We rubberites need to step up our game now that Iceman has found the rubber room with his legendary Manej-esque "I'm not much into internet porn, but I heard this site on the radio" thread.

 

[GreenDoberman]

And I don't want to leave out the older set so for guys like Wilheim and Old Man Ted just substitue "Joanie, Mrs. Cunningham, and Potsie" where I typed "Blossom, Six, and Joey Lawrence".

Help us out with some chicken nuggets to spice up the thread Dsethi. Two sides of honey mustard please.

 

[MrJ]

Manej-esque

That term is legendary in itself.

 

[Illini]

I didn't beat off until I was 14, but I suppose if I had known what masturbation was at that time, I would have beaten it to the chick on Alf. Who was that? She was hot.

Blossom? She never did it for me. Just seemed annoying and ugly. But you were young, Doberman. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[GreenDoberman]

You missed two prime years of masturbation Illini. You will never get that back.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Fire away Illini. Andrea Elson as Lynn Tanner.

 

[Illini]

You missed two prime years of masturbation Illini. You will never get that back.

You know, the funny thing is that people would be talking about beating it at around 12 or so, but I thought they were joking. It really never occurred to me that I should try it until one day. I was actually 14.5.

Then, three minutes later I thought, "Oh. I get it now."

 

[Illini]

Fire away Illini. Andrea Elson as Lynn Tanner.

Not like I remember her. I thought she was incredible in my youth. That's either a bad picture, or hormones made her look a lot better than that to me.

 

[quantumleap]

Fire away Illini. Andrea Elson as Lynn Tanner.

F'n amateur.

:nohead:

Here's on of the cast:

Here are a couple better ones of Andrea:

My favorite when she appeared on "Married with Children":

 

[Romanowski]

mr skin lol

 

[HinesWard86]

First time I got a Boner was to Clarissa explains it all.

 

[gynecologist]

Wow Blossom,Six,Alf Clarissa you guys are really bringing me back.

 

[Timetopay]

take your pick guys. They all juicy.

http://www.rodneyanonymous.com/archives/facts.jpg

 

[steaktartar]

And I don't want to leave out the older set so for guys like Wilheim and Old Man Ted just substitue "Joanie, Mrs. Cunningham, and Potsie" where I typed "Blossom, Six, and Joey Lawrence".

Help us out with some chicken nuggets to spice up the thread Dsethi. Two sides of honey mustard please.

i would of loved to have roasted Mrs.C

 

[WVU]

You know, the funny thing is that people would be talking about beating it at around 12 or so, but I thought they were joking. It really never occurred to me that I should try it until one day. I was actually 14.5.

Then, three minutes later I thought, "Oh. I get it now."

I did not successfully masterbate until I was 21. I tried in the shower when I was about 15 and nothing happened. I never tried again until a girl convinced me to when I was 21. I think I got the hang of it now.
:fatboy: